Last week I was in Anaheim, CA for a work trip. It seemed senseless to be so close to Disneyland and not visit, so Eric and I spent two days at the parks.
After our magical adventure at Disneyland (and while stranded in a convention hall with no horses in sight), I had time to ponder the similarities between riding roller coasters and riding horses. Here’s what I came up with:
Riding roller coasters and riding horses both increase your chance of dying. In both cases, there’s a certain degree of risk. It’s estimated that over 100 people die each year in the U.S. from horse-related injuries, and many thousands more require medical treatment. Though roller coaster injuries or deaths are likely less common (there is no governing board that tracks this data), accidents on rides do happen. Accepting these risks is part of the ride.
The more you relax, the more you enjoy the ride. Fact: Roller coasters scare me. I dislike the sinking sensation on big drops, the unknown of an upside-down circle, and the inescapable dependence on some anonymous maintenance technician’s skills (or lack thereof). But somewhere around the third drop on the Tower of Terror–in which you plummet several stories in an elevator–I realized that clenching every muscle in my body, closing my eyes, and not breathing wasn’t actually making any positive difference. When I finally forced down a breath and loosened my death grip on Eric’s arm, the sinking feeling in my stomach reduced significantly. And with less tension in my body, I had more fun. With regards to horseback riding, we are definitely more effective riders when we’re physically and mentally relaxed instead of scared stiff. On that note…
Screaming never stops a wild ride. I’ve never seen someone stop a roller coaster because a rider was screaming their head off, begging for mercy, shouting obscenities, or crying uncontrollably. Nor have I ever seen a bolting/bucking/broncing/rearing horse stop their dangerous behavior for the same antics. Beyond alerting others in your proximity to move-the-heck-out-of-the-way, screaming is not going to alter the course of your ride.
Take special care to do prep work before the ride starts. For roller-coasting, this means psyching yourself up mentally, making sure you secure loose items like hats or purses, and most importantly, putting on your seat belt! Otherwise you’re in for a terrifying and/or fatal adventure. For riding, prep work means adjusting your gear properly, tightening your girth, and doing physical and/or mental groundwork to prepare you, and your horse, for the ride ahead.
You have to pay to play. You almost always have to pay to ride a roller coaster (if it’s a free roller coaster, you probably don’t want to ride it!). And there’s nothing cheap about riding–or gosh forbid owning–a horse. But in both cases, the riding is not about dollars and ‘sense.’ It’s all about the thrill of the ride.
Other similarities between riding roller coasters and riding horses worth mentioning (if such a topic has any worth at all)? Please feel free to leave your comments below!